It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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