Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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