if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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