if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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