Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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