i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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