Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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