New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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