Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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