What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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