Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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