Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
