I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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