Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
