...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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