He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
