I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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