so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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