she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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