All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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