You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
