I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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