he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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