i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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