the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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