They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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