Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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