What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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