Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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