I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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