if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My balls are so social today.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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