A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I am mentally ready for anal.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Randomize
