Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
