yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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