Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i will never coherently bang her
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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