She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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