Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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