You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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