i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Farmville is her only friend.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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