Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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