So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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