That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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