called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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