I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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