How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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