This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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