On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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