i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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