It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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