all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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