some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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