return my video game
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
