Whod you bang
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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