After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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