I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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