then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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